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What could go wrong?

What could go wrong?

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Move Along Now.

Move Along Now.

via youqueen / 2 years ago / 19 notes

via hahafunnylol / 2 years ago / 11 notes
westcoastgal:

I saw this on George Takei’s facebook. HAHA!

westcoastgal:

I saw this on George Takei’s facebook. HAHA!

via westcoastgal / 2 years ago / 1,614 notes
myskinnyfate:

HAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC

myskinnyfate:

HAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC

via myskinnyfate / 2 years ago / 7 notes

letthegreengirlgo:

writeyourheart-out:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

This is one of the best statements given by an actor.

WIN

Well put.

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via talktome-dancewithme / 2 years ago / 516,160 notes
When a sexy song comes on and no one is around ..

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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via tumblegags / 2 years ago / 80,980 notes
When you see your friend and their crush together

wowfunniestposts:

 funniest blog ever

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via tumblegags / 2 years ago / 107,952 notes

xsafecamp:

dylan-evans:

babyrandy:

Now I’m just mad.
Honestly and in general if you have a girlfriend don’t call other girls cute, call them pet names, etc. It doesn’t make you look good at all, just stop. You’re scummy.

Or if you are a girlfriend or a boyfriend and someone is doing this to you, don’t provoke it. You’re a shitty boyfriend/girlfriend.

I agree with both of these.

Unless you’re british. Then its okay.

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via alexandra-white / 2 years ago / 19 notes
hahahaa want.

hahahaa want.

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via blua / 2 years ago / 481,872 notes
ceeash:

lol

ceeash:

lol

via demonichippie / 2 years ago / 3,809 notes

via highn0tes / 2 years ago / 8,380 notes

Why

do I keep getting crushes on guys that live in different cities?

It’s honestly, DUMB.

But I’m not one to complain..so fuck it!

Imma independent girl, and thats cool too.

anuscloud:


jairbreaux:
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

Well now I want to read it.

anuscloud:

jairbreaux:

The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

Well now I want to read it.

via alexandra-white / 2 years ago / 6,871 notes
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