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When a sexy song comes on and no one is around ..

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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When you see your friend and their crush together

wowfunniestposts:

 funniest blog ever

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via wowfunniestposts / 1 month ago / 82,397 notes

xsafecamp:

dylan-evans:

babyrandy:

Now I’m just mad.
Honestly and in general if you have a girlfriend don’t call other girls cute, call them pet names, etc. It doesn’t make you look good at all, just stop. You’re scummy.

Or if you are a girlfriend or a boyfriend and someone is doing this to you, don’t provoke it. You’re a shitty boyfriend/girlfriend.

I agree with both of these.

Unless you’re british. Then its okay.

via alexandra-white / 1 month ago / 19 notes
hahahaa want.

hahahaa want.

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via blua / 1 month ago / 132,775 notes
ceeash:

lol

ceeash:

lol

via ceeash / 1 month ago / 3,826 notes

via fat-bluntz / 1 month ago / 3,907 notes

Why

do I keep getting crushes on guys that live in different cities?

It’s honestly, DUMB.

But I’m not one to complain..so fuck it!

Imma independent girl, and thats cool too.

anuscloud:


jairbreaux:
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

Well now I want to read it.

anuscloud:

jairbreaux:

The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

Well now I want to read it.

via alexandra-white / 1 month ago / 6,884 notes
flyblackbirdfly:

Red-bellied short-necked turtle (by Official San Diego Zoo)

flyblackbirdfly:

Red-bellied short-necked turtle (by Official San Diego Zoo)

via thinklinda / 1 month ago / 14 notes

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xsafecamp:

klinklang:

Can we all take a moment to remember 2007

omgzzzzzz

hahahah whats happening?!!?

via alexandra-white / 2 months ago / 232 notes

prrrrfect:

healthy-is-sexy:

Green Smoothie - 1 cup baby spinach, 1 cup kale, 1 pear, 1 ½ cup of orange juice, and 1 frozen banana.

Chocolate Peanut Butter – 2 TBL unsweetened cocoa powder, 2 TBL peanut butter, ½ banana, 1 cup almond milk, ice. 320 calories total.

Mango Ginger — 2 cups frozen Mango, 1 cup frozen raspberries, 1 banana, ¼ cup chopped ginger, squeeze of lime, yogurt.

Strawberry Date — 1 date, 1 ½ cup frozen strawberries, 1 cup almond milk. Optional: 1 scoop protein powder or 1 TBL of flaxseed oil.

IMMEDIATELY 

via blua / 2 months ago / 20,439 notes

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via shruggin / 2 months ago / 1,052 notes

Best night ever in LA.

I spent the weekend working my first PUA event, and I got voted best instructor for the entire bootcamp.

It was such a good feeling, knowing that I had literally in the students words, “changed their lives”. I realized that I don’t need to throw my money at all sorts of fundraisers or nonprofit organizations…I’m already making a difference, starting with this weekend.

These past few days changed MY life. And it’s exhilarating.

I met all sorts of people, youtube phenomenons, Epic Meal Time dudes being one of the many, Aaron Yoo (Asian dude from 21 and Disturbia) the leading PUAs of the world, and just straight up down to earth regular joes that I will for sure be keeping in touch with. 

LA…is magic. I never thought I would feel so strongly about a city.

On top of all these great feelings, and fantastic energy… I was serenaded three nights in a row by the manager of the venue I was working at. Roses every night, walks back to my hotel, two men sent to me with guitars to sing john mayer’s Gravity to me…haha, and insanely great commonalities to go with it.

I’ve never been treated like I was worth so much so quickly. I’ve always been confident and happy with my life, but this weekend has taught me that I’m capable of so much and there’s no greater motivation.

I’m now ready for whatever the world has to throw at me. I couldn’t be more excited to grow.

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